I have tentatively decided that I will, for sure, go back to school next fall at the University of California Irvine to get my teaching credentials in high school English and if I am feeling bold continue on the following summer to finish up with a masters in English. I think I would rather have an MFA from Irvine or the University of Washington but that will all be contingent upon weather or not I get accepted next fall. Either way, I was doing the math and I will have to serve roughly twenty thousand cocktails to pay for this adventure, and that’s me banking on twenty percent tips. So come one people, get thirsty!!